Sirius Blackness

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

by yumfudge July 26, 2011

blacklist

1. a list of banned or undesirable people

2. to put someone on a list of banned or undesirable people

It seems that there are too many counties out there that will blacklist you if you are a citizen and disagree with them.

by The Return of Light Joker June 16, 2008

Unnecessary Blackness

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

Blackinese

half black .. half chinese

by lee July 20, 2003

Blackie Wallace

The alter super ego of the whitest african american nurse known to work Psych. Blackie Wallace Origins start in Hood-Rat porn but have escalated into any form of Agressive or Abusive behavior with strong ties to BDSM.

Oh Shit, Tracie just went Blackie Wallace (or Blackie Motherfuckin Wallace) on that patient and whooped his ass.

by Blackie Wallace October 26, 2011

blackiespeak

Slang word for ebonics. What fake gangsters and whiteboys use to try to sound tough. Little do they know the whole world is laughing at them. Only a moron talks like that.

J-Dog: Yo sup my nig-nigs gon go tada spot ta cop some fry chicken son.

Alex: Hey J-Dog, shut the fuck up with that blackiespeak, you sound like a bloody idiot!!!

J-Dog: Sorry man, I thought it was funny.

by Noizehed August 15, 2006

blackie chan

A Black Dude that knows karate. Combonation of "Black" and "Jackie Chan".

No Blackie Chan, Break the Board with your hand, not your .22...

by Boxy Brown June 3, 2006