The condition of having blue balls so badly that it hurts to even breath. This is normally brought on by sexual activity after a very long period without it and your partner not having the decency to let you get off. This should be in place of the death penalty.
"Oh my god dude, I tried to fuck Becky last night, but her brother called right in the middle of it and needed a ride home, I have some black and blue balls man."
by Sa 3434 October 25, 2007
Get the black and blue ballsmug. 
Get the black and blue necktiemug. 1: What u say to a punk who wants a black eye
2: what crippeled kids say when they get heated because they cant get into a real fight because they will lose because they are crippeled
2: what crippeled kids say when they get heated because they cant get into a real fight because they will lose because they are crippeled
by Cr1ppeled K1d Ki11a March 24, 2019
Get the Black eye blue berrymug. by Americanpanzy January 26, 2011
Get the black and blue brown eyemug. Me: *goes to www.urbandictionary.com*
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue
by World of Wordcraft November 13, 2016
Get the black is the new bluemug. whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
Get the Black and Blue Syndromemug. whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
All of these are part of Black and Blue syndrome
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
All of these are part of Black and Blue syndrome
Chris: bro i think he has Black and Blue syndrome again, hes going crazy !
Matthew: yeah and afterwards he'll try and make excuses too!
Matthew: yeah and afterwards he'll try and make excuses too!
by Kashotex January 5, 2021
Get the Black and Blue Syndromemug.