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Bizzard is righteous
by No way 56890 April 20, 2020
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Bizzard

A bitch lizard. An older woman with leathery skin from over exposure to the sun, usually while drunk. May be seen on a boat, floating down the river on an inner tube, at swap meets, the state fair, at various music festivals and buying more white wine or bud light at the corner store.
That old bizzard is drinking in the sun all day and shouting swears at the kids from her porch.
by OldMetalHeart August 26, 2009
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bizzard

Person (usually female) in the twilight of youth. Showing signs of aging on account of enjoying a drop of the alcohol and staying out too late
Look at that old Bizzard in the corner (drunk, tired and probably emotional)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)
by Annie Potts July 24, 2006
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bizzare

A funny rapper who is part of D12.
You know why my hands are so numb? Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum, Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch),So what if she's handicapped, the bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
(Fight music,bizzare D12)
by THENEW1 September 24, 2005
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bizzaro

Formal name of the imperfect clone of Superman in various storylines. Evolved into a prefix used when describing any creature made in this process.
Oh, no! Bizarro is wrecking the Daily Planet. No, wait, that is only Bizarro-Supergirl.
by Guy Luthor July 27, 2004
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bizzarity

A trait that leads others to believe that one is bizzare. Coined by the original Infusion, Kelly Collins.
"The way she eats that corn, now that's a bizzarity." "Infusion has many bizzarities."
by spiink May 7, 2003
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Bizzaro Cassanova

The guy in your office who spends endless wasted minutes talking to all of his female co- workers who are obviously way out of his league.
That Bizzaro Cassanova thinks his awful game is going to get him a date with Sally this weekend.
by CrazyMatt August 25, 2013
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