A bitch lizard. An older woman with leathery skin from over exposure to the sun, usually while drunk. May be seen on a boat, floating down the river on an inner tube, at swap meets, the state fair, at various music festivals and buying more white wine or bud light at the corner store.
by OldMetalHeart August 26, 2009
Get the Bizzard mug.Person (usually female) in the twilight of youth. Showing signs of aging on account of enjoying a drop of the alcohol and staying out too late
Look at that old Bizzard in the corner (drunk, tired and probably emotional)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)
by Annie Potts July 24, 2006
Get the bizzard mug.You know why my hands are so numb? Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum, Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch),So what if she's handicapped, the bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap
(Fight music,bizzare D12)
(Fight music,bizzare D12)
by THENEW1 September 24, 2005
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by Guy Luthor July 27, 2004
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by spiink May 7, 2003
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