bitchaster

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.

We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.

by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008

bitmaster

This title refers to someone who has enormous amounts of technical knowledge and can be considered a master of his domain. More specifically this title refers to an expert computer programmer.

As a last resort the software engineering department called in their regional bitmaster to help eradicate the bugs in their application.

by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005

bitchastard

an insult similar in meaning to "bitch" and "bastard". Usually referring to a female, but can also be used to refer to a male.

Johnny: "Dan's gf made him see "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood" on opening night with her."
Timmy: "Man, she's such a bitchastard!"

by Cam Schneider June 11, 2008

Bitchassery

The act of being a dumb bitch and/or doing or saying stupid bitchy things to cause problems.

"What kind of bitchassery is she up to today?"

by CeeGee! May 12, 2018

bitchmasta

pimp who fuckes all his girls.

That pimp has so many lovers he's a bitchmasta

by Scott December 10, 2003

bitchfester

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.

"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"

by Rubio July 31, 2008

Bitchmaker

An alpha female that intentionally or unintentionally turns a beta male into her bitch. It usually occurs when a guy is attracted to the woman, but she is not attracted to him except as “just a friend”. In this situation if the woman asks the man to do a favor for her he will be glad to do it because he is still attracted to her. The woman continues to ask him to do more and more “favors” for her and he eventually basically becomes her lackey or her bitch. This is a very beneficial situation for the woman because she can use him to do things like running errands or waxing her car, but she is doesn’t have to do anything for him.

Girl 1: That guy follows Niranjana around like a puppy and does anything she says. What’s up with that?

Girl 2: Niranjana is a bitchmaker and he is one of her bitches.

by Mr. Bickle August 31, 2010