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by Not Bitchless March 26, 2022
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Bitchless Behavior Syndrome

It is a condition wherein a person has envious and wishful yet hopeless behavior with regards to romance-related topics and media. It is accompanied by a mix of romantic excitement and dread from the reality of the person's current romantic situation.

It is often caused by said person, who has romantic desires, lacking bitches or any form of romantic love in the present time. Failure to successfully enter a romantic relationship, either due to wasting the opportunity to do so or being scared to make the first move, may also lead to said behavior.

Not to be mistaken with horniness, it oftentimes manifests with non-malicious intent and manner.

BBS may vary in its symptoms and severity from person to person. The most prevalent behavioral change is with the person always wishing to experience couple-related activities, such as holding hands, cuddling, playing together, or spending time together. Said wishes may either be generalized or targeted to a certain someone, fictional or not.

Other symptoms include but is not limited to:
- jealousy of couples that have a successful and happy relationship
- randomly sending flirtatious messages and/or memes in the middle of conversations
- sending material depicting intimate activities with the caption "me with who" or "when will I also experience such"
- fantasizing situations that place them in a happy and wholesome relationship
- depression upon the sight of seeing couple-related activities
Person 1: "you remember that time when Shinobino was fantasizing dating Inaka?"
Person 2: "what a fucking simp! he has Bitchless Behavior Syndrome, fr"
by TheBitchlessGoat September 11, 2022
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Bitchly

n: One who acts like a bitch on a regular basis.
characterized by, or being a bitch.

Originally coined by Amir Blumenfeld

Synonyms : diva roach, floozy, bitch, vamp, shrew
Antonym : saint
Jake: That pin says "most bitchly"
Amir: Yeah! yeah it does! But it's a reminder for me to not be such a bitchly!

"Dont be such a bitchly"
by fuckingsmut September 7, 2014
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bitchelorette

Jeannie led four guys on so they'd buy her drinks and dinner this week, what a bitchelorette.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 4, 2015
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BITCHCLOWN

BITCHCLOWN - or bitchclown is a word for a person that is stuck between a bitch and an assclown. It is also used when you are so mad that you can't choose between the words.

The word bitchclown can also give you a special feeling of self fufillment when you say it. It is noted that it will roll off the tongue with a bitchclowny finesse.
"Yo BITCHCLOWN! Shut the FUCK up!" said the angry man at the movie theatre.
by Rod_and_Car June 30, 2009
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Bitchilly

Bitchilly......a term for describing lower temperature mornings. Has also been to know to describe ones mood due to lack of sleep. Its known as a Stavingaism.
Wow its bitchilly outside this morning, brrrr.

Yes, Im bitchilly!!! I was up three times during the night, we are out of coffee and now I must go to work.
by BentAngel December 8, 2011
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Bitchless Thursday

Weekly holiday created by Annie Marshall of Maryland, observed by refraining from bitching, complaining, ingratitude and pessimism on Thursdays. Currently popular in Central and Western Maryland, and spreading quickly to other regions.
It's Bitchless Thursday! Which must mean it's polka-lessons-down-the-C&O-Canal-tow-path-before-it-gets-too-hot day.
by Philo K May 30, 2013
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