bitchtits

1) Feminine breasts present on a male's body; the progeny of steroid use, over-eating, or horomonal disorder.

2) A derogatory nickname for a bitchy, silly, annoying person of objectionable moral fiber. Can be used affectionately, or seriously, normally in a command statement in the latter case.

-> "John does tons of 'roids, and has a strange testosterone deficiency, and thus has a set of knockers that merit the wearing of a C-cup sports bra at all times. Man, does he have some bitchtits!"

-> (Dialogue employed for illustratory purpose)
Ando - "Yo bitchtits go get me a coors light!!!"
bitchtits - "I don't want to!! Wahhh!! Did you know I'm a pro paintballer?"
Ando - "You're a bitchtits! Your pathetic nature rules out the possiblility of your posessing any athletic prowess, ever!! Go get me mah fuckin beer!"
bitchtits - "Yes master"

by Äärimmäisen lahjakas vuori pyö September 18, 2012

bitchfist

a guy or girl who hits like a bitch or an insult that someone is a bitch

that guy is such a bitchfist
man he or she hits like a bitchfist

by anonomous May 31, 2004

bitchfist

1. A guy who hits like a woman.
2. To hit something/someone like a woman.

Mike bitchfisted his PC too much, and now it doesn't work.

by plopomatic January 31, 2008

Bitchtits

a derogatory term used for any beanie wearing, scruffy, long haired individual who plays the drums and bass guitar

Wow, that guy Andrew, he was a real fucking Bitchtits.

by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023

Phillip Bitchtits

A name for retarded group members who don't do shit for their group members and instead watch youtube videos for video games that they never play, They enjoy masturbating to republican debates, lying about getting drunk, and farting on toddlers.

You're being a real Phillip Bitchtits right now, start pulling your weight.

by Philliptits December 6, 2010

bitchtits

A man having tits as big as a bitch's. (A man having huge jugs.)

Quote from Fight Club-
"Bob, Bob had bitchtits.

by ReyZ June 1, 2003

bitchfist

Female version of the bro-fist often used by bitchy females after a rude comment was issued, also used when something funny was said.

Sarah: Did you see that loser Shaun hit on me?"
Jennifer: Yeah i heard you pantsed him and told him to go die, hahah"
Sarah: Bitchfist!"
*Sarah initiates bitch fist by putting out fist*
*Jennifer does the same and hits fists with her*

by limmy bardin May 25, 2011