Bird Box

When you’re playing a hockey game in Canora Saskatchewan and you have Canora refs miss every call against their own team.

Man we were in Canora this weekend and the refs really bird boxed our game. We still won, I mean it’s Canora, but Rama has better refs.

by The Fat Ninja January 12, 2019

Bird boxing

Getting fucked blindfolded.

Aaron got bird boxed by that hung top Sam. Aaron just loves bird boxing. And hung tops.

by atb123! December 28, 2018

bird box challenge

The act of imitating the movie Bird Box, and challenging yourself to complete an otherwise innocuous or petty task while blindfolded.

Guy 1: you wanna try the Bird Box Challenge?
Guy 2: Sure, what do I have to do?
Guy 1: Put on this blindfold and try to cross the street without looking.
Guy 2: Sounds kinda dangerous.
Guy 1: You never know when you'll need this skill man. Everyone's doing it!
Guy 2: Ok... **(puts on blindfold and starts walking across the street, then gets hit by a bus)**
Guy 1: Beautiful.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 02, 2019

Assisted Bird Box

In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm

Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box

by Jameson4all December 30, 2018

Bird Box Challenge

The actual Bird Box Challenge is from a music video by Prodigy uploaded in 2012. Netflix (probably) copied it.
youtu.be/XQEBzauVIlA

I challenge you to do the Bird Box Challenge.

by sudonym1 March 05, 2019

Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 13, 2019

Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

by MistaSinista January 12, 2019