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bird bathed

when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.
friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017
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Bird bathing

to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.
Hey bro, you wanna do some bird bathing.......no homo
by Freakish_dong January 29, 2020
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The Bird Bath

To ejaculate into a womans belly button; then proceed to slap your penis "your bird" in the naval while chirping. "cherrrpppp cherrpppp"
I gave this bitch The Bird Bath last night.

She slapped me,

Then flew the coop
by lastcall215 August 25, 2011
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Bird Bath

Done mainly in clubs, a male pulls out his nuts and stretches them to hold a liquid. He then buys the women a drink and pours it in his newly made "Bird Bath". The women drinks and the man has found a new mate.
I decided to try the Bird Bath and I can't believe it, I was fucking her the next hour!!
by Puddy Tat May 3, 2005
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the bird bath

Spread the skin of your ball sack and make into a bowl. pour some sort of liquid into the newly made bowl. Swiftly jump up and down so the penis head slaps the liquid multiple times. Like a bird flapping his wings in the bird bath
by David the jew July 23, 2006
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bird bath

When you or someone else pours champaign down a womans blouse between her breasts
Bend your boobies down girl and let me give you a bird bath..
by RaqCity September 5, 2012
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Bird-bath

When the man has previously had sex with a woman, specifically in her vagina (see back alley bird bath for anal), and then that same woman (or a different woman) cleans the man's genitals with their mouth; either right after sex or before next round of sex.
Man: My dick has your pussy juice on it, clean it up with a bird-bath!
by Coffeeandcannabis April 5, 2017
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