Bilend

('bel-end, noun) A derogatory term used sub-frequently in British culture, derived from Bell End, meaning the tip of a penis, and a usual saying of British internet star, Devvo, of Fat-pie.com

"Ya fuckin Bilend" -Devvo

by TaketheVeilCerpinTaxt September 4, 2008

billet sister

Canadian term for the daughter of the family a young hockey player lives (billets) with, generally around the same age as players.

Hey Lapointe, your billet sister is a rocket!

by TheSweetie February 20, 2019

Boisterous bellend

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020

brillent

A moronic approximation of the word "brilliant" used by illiterate Youtube commenters who are too stupid to spell the word "brilliant" correctly.

"This guy is BRILLENT!"

by PseudonymOfObviousPerfection August 31, 2014

bellendery

act of indulging in behaviour typical of an extreme tosser, otherwise known as a bellend.

His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.

by GfL March 5, 2013

billed height and weight

Billed Height and Weight are what pro wrestling feds use to introduce their wrestlers. Most of them are not as tall as they are announced on TV. A lot of them wear heel lifts in their boots to appear as tall as their billing

Kane is billed as being 7 feet tall, but in reality he's only around 6'8". 7 feet and 300 plus pounds are only his billed height and weight.

I saw him standing next to a 7 foot basketball player, and the basketball player was taller.

7 Feet is 7 feet

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 9, 2009

Bellend

Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.

Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!

Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!

Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021