When you take a little bit of shrooms and you get kinda high but don’t actually go to space. As opposed to Neil Armstronging it the whole way.
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Get the jeff bezos mug.Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
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Jeff bezos is tearing down a historic bridge to make way for his giant money raft of working class subjugation.
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