Amazon.com 

A completely reliable web site where you can buy virtually anything. I prefer it over ebay because you don't need paypal and you don't have to go through the bidding process. Anyone that complains about long shipping is stupid, delivery estimates are clearly spelled out when you confirm your order, and you can do what I did and get free 2 day shipping for signing up for some trial.

Person: Why would anyone buy electronics at full price at a retail store when you can buy the exact same thing on amazon.com for much less?

Retard: My amazon stuff didn't come in the mail...durrrrr

Me: Just contact your seller... or report them to amazon directly if they don't respond

Amazon.com by CriticalAcclaim August 17, 2009

Amazon.com 

A site that steals your money and fucks you in the ass

Jeff: DUDE! I got buffungled by Amazon.com with a 8-12 day shipping time!
Chris: At least you got your shit, mine got lost in the fucker-caust of mail.

Amazon.com by Ruckus Fox October 30, 2007

Amazon Complex 

A psychological disorder where tall women feel insecure about themselves and suffer from extremely low self-esteem. Said women often date men of inferior attractiveness but often superior height. Often associated with Mad Cow disease.

"I know Jennie's 6 feet tall, but that's no reason for her to date a man like 'Ug.' She has a total Amazon Complex."

"I bet she has low self-esteem because of her Amazon Complex."

Amazon Complex by Kelsey McJohn August 28, 2009

amazom.com 

You misclicked an typed amazom.com, you got curious when you saw an urban dictionary definition for it, now you have stage 3 retardation because you clicked

Tom: Hey Barry come check out this retard that typed amazom.com
Franklin: I’m not a retard
Barry: Ok tardy

amazom.com by Pokermanz6 October 12, 2018

Amazon Corset Complex

The Amazon Corset Complex is the mass production of clothing meant to be alternative but are made so cheaply that they either fall apart quickly, or aren't what they were advertised to be.

Person 1: "Eek! My rings are turning my fingers green!"
Person 2: "That sucks, where did you get them?"
Person 1: "Shein and Temu." :(
Person 3: "Damn, another victim of the Amazon Corset Complex."

Amazon Corset Complex by comfi September 28, 2024

amazon prime and commitment 

The next level of netflix and chill. One who makes a life time "commitment" with partner and subscription to amazon prime. Committed sexual intercourse with that same partner over a long period of time.

Darryl is taking this relationship to a whole other level man... He is going from netflix and chill to amazon prime and commitment

amazon prime and commitment by EducatedTeacher September 3, 2016

Amazon Prime and Commitment 

When you get to old for Netflix and chill you Amazon Prime and commitment.

"Honey we're to old for Netflix and chill i think its time to Amazon prime and commitment".

Amazon Prime and Commitment by Baller_SC30 March 3, 2016