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Amazon.com 

A completely reliable web site where you can buy virtually anything. I prefer it over ebay because you don't need paypal and you don't have to go through the bidding process. Anyone that complains about long shipping is stupid, delivery estimates are clearly spelled out when you confirm your order, and you can do what I did and get free 2 day shipping for signing up for some trial.
Person: Why would anyone buy electronics at full price at a retail store when you can buy the exact same thing on amazon.com for much less?

Retard: My amazon stuff didn't come in the mail...durrrrr

Me: Just contact your seller... or report them to amazon directly if they don't respond
Amazon.com by CriticalAcclaim August 17, 2009

Amazon.com 

A site that steals your money and fucks you in the ass
Jeff: DUDE! I got buffungled by Amazon.com with a 8-12 day shipping time!
Chris: At least you got your shit, mine got lost in the fucker-caust of mail.
Amazon.com by Ruckus Fox October 30, 2007

Amazon Complex 

A psychological disorder where tall women feel insecure about themselves and suffer from extremely low self-esteem. Said women often date men of inferior attractiveness but often superior height. Often associated with Mad Cow disease.
"I know Jennie's 6 feet tall, but that's no reason for her to date a man like 'Ug.' She has a total Amazon Complex."

"I bet she has low self-esteem because of her Amazon Complex."
Amazon Complex by Kelsey McJohn August 28, 2009

amazom.com 

You misclicked an typed amazom.com, you got curious when you saw an urban dictionary definition for it, now you have stage 3 retardation because you clicked
Tom: Hey Barry come check out this retard that typed amazom.com
Franklin: I’m not a retard
Barry: Ok tardy
amazom.com by Pokermanz6 October 12, 2018

Amazon Corset Complex

The Amazon Corset Complex is the mass production of clothing meant to be alternative but are made so cheaply that they either fall apart quickly, or aren't what they were advertised to be.
Person 1: "Eek! My rings are turning my fingers green!"
Person 2: "That sucks, where did you get them?"
Person 1: "Shein and Temu." :(
Person 3: "Damn, another victim of the Amazon Corset Complex."
Amazon Corset Complex by comfi September 28, 2024

amazon prime and commitment 

The next level of netflix and chill. One who makes a life time "commitment" with partner and subscription to amazon prime. Committed sexual intercourse with that same partner over a long period of time.
Darryl is taking this relationship to a whole other level man... He is going from netflix and chill to amazon prime and commitment

Amazon Prime and Commitment 

When you get to old for Netflix and chill you Amazon Prime and commitment.
"Honey we're to old for Netflix and chill i think its time to Amazon prime and commitment".
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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