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Bess

A server-level Internet filtering service used by many public schools, which blocks out adult content, email access, personal webmastering accounts, and anything that is construed to be "fun." It's basically "censorship," any way you look at it.

Unfortunately, access to educational materials is blocked, due to technicalities.

For example, one would be hard-pressed to pull up the text of "Romeo and Juliet," because there is a line that says "Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!"

Of course, Romeo is referring to the heart, and not the female breast, in this sense; but the filtering program does not understand that.
Eventually, students will be presented with a "Bess Can't Go There" screen, whenever they try to access ANYTHING online.
by Jason L. April 14, 2005
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bess

As in: "You had better do that."

Credit to 1PugLife on Youtube
Tippowards: "I'm going to touch you where you pee while you eat ice cream."
Pug1: "Ya' bess!"
by LateratoR May 22, 2017
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Bess

Bess is the most pure hearted person you will ever meet. She puts her self down and puts everyone else on a pedestal even though she is worth so much love. Bess will go out of her way to make you day the slightest bit better. Not only is she caring but she is also a sexy piece of ass!
“Why are you grinning?”
I just walked by Bess.”
by Bess lover January 30, 2018
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besse

A large, slow, cow-like individual, particularly a woman.
"Hey! Besse! The line's moving!"
by Mogensthegreat May 29, 2016
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Bess

Smoking hot, likes to ride horses and ostriches, outgoing, dreamy eyes, life of the party, occasional bitchiness, thoughtful, a big booty.
Damn man have you seen Bess. She's the sexiest girl here.
by Reggie6789 March 9, 2017
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Bess

Jeez i miss Bess, my beloved cow.
by bessisacow June 12, 2011
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Bess

person 1 :are you going to the party with us
bess 2 : yes i am going to the party

the evening of the party
person 1 : are you coming

bess : no i don't feel like going anymore.
by venomite April 24, 2019
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