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Berken

The blood Prince! A strong minded yet soft individual, who will care until the end, treat him well and you’ll be treated even better; but once angry stay away from his wrath you won’t like it, taking blood with him along the way!

With his super skills in bed you won’t want another.

A Berken is the man of your dreams if you find a Berken don’t lose him you’ll be sorry!
I wish I had a Berken to spend the rest of my life with!
Berken is after blood.
I’m horny for a Berken
by anonymous October 4, 2020
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Berke

Name given to people that live in the middle eastern. Especially in Turkey. Berke's can be athletic, strong, handsome , charming, smart and tall. Berke's usually have a gigantic penis . Berke's are also known to have an incredible big pair of balls.
Hey look at the nice piece of Berke.
by TheKnowerOFEvErYTHing February 5, 2012
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Berkeley goggles

Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the UC Berkeley bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life.
Me: At first I didn't think (insert name here) was so cute, but there is something different about them this semester.

Friend: Looks like you're sporting the Berkeley goggles now. You've been in the Berkeley bubble too long. At least your option has a good personality.
by OskiSurf August 27, 2008
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Berkeley bum

Someone who will stop you as you walk and tell you:

a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...

b) I will take verbal abuse for change

among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.

These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.

They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.
Paco: Yo G, you see that Berkeley bum?

Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?

Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.

Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.
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UC Berkeley

A place where you run a 50% chance of getting your bike stolen, a 65% chance of getting your computer jacked, and 100% chance of compromising on all your conservative values. Still, you will reflect on your time there with the same nostalgia once sung by Bryan Adams- "Those were the best years of my life."
You: I was gone for 10 minutes, came back to my table in the library, and my computer was gone.

Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.
by Pawn takes queen December 15, 2011
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berkeley lesbian

A woman who experimented with lesbianism when she was in college and has not had a relationship with a woman since.

A woman who thinks she is cool because she made out with a girl once in college.
Liz, stop flirting with Monica! You know you're just a Berkeley lesbian!

Ethan: "I would ask Bethany out, but I don't think she's into guys."
Tyler: "Dude, she will totally hook up with you. She's a Berkeley lesbian."
by maddogphysicist July 19, 2012
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UC Berkeley

The flagship of the University of California that is located in Berkeley, California. UC Berkeley is considered the best public university in the country, one of the top learning institutions in the world, and a hotbed of activism and liberalism in the country. Also, the student body is often noticed for its diversity.

UC Berkeley's main rival is Stanford.
There was a political manifestation at UC Berkeley.

UC Berkeley was again named the best public university in North America
by CR RC September 3, 2006
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