Noun: Euphemism for a cock-punch.

Origin: Derived from "Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?" Statshot in the Onion, February 6, 2002, where Bono, of the Dublin band U2, was listed at #1.

Did you hear what Jay said about Dan's new house?

Yeah, he may have earned himself a Belfast Handshake.

Belfast Handshake by Felix00 June 11, 2009

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Jordan belfort

An American business man, author, and motivational speaker. Who was a very successful but fraudulent stock broker. He was convicted of fraud crimes related to stock market manipulation and running a boiler room as part of a penny stock scam, for which he spent 22 months in prison. He is best known to the greater population for his book, "The Wolf of Wall Street". And the recent movie based on the book about his like which his portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

No doubt that JB is a badass mother fucker who doesn't give a fuck about you and is whiling drop that mother fucker to get to the top

Wow Jordan Belfort made 48 million at 23

Jordan belfort by KidfromVA August 4, 2014

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Belfast Bap

Big, crusty round bread famed throughout Northern Ireland and the stuff of legends.

Usually split in the middle and stuffed full of any filling you like.

Popular with builder types coz its a quare feed far ya teabreak like.

Best smothered in Real butter such as Golden Cow or Dromona.

Givvas one a thon Belfast Baps luv wer cheese and ham.

Belfast Bap by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010

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bats in the belfry

An antiquated term for insanity, madness. Belfry: the top of a bell tower on a church, where the bell is housed. Often infested with bats, who enjoy the darkness and seclusion of the place.

She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare.

bats in the belfry by gramaticon August 28, 2005

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