An extremely lankey lamp post of a creature, commonly known as big elf, often found eating sheeps wool at night time
by Bumcrackman September 23, 2020

by Scooty July 29, 2006

by Bob Cresswell September 19, 2008

by Bisquick August 12, 2006

A combination of the words belly and shelf. The "shelf" that is made by a person with belly or a pregnant woman when they sit down. The top of their belly can hold a cup in leiu of using the coffee table.
by PinkPirana September 1, 2013

Belf: to bite your tongue, or to eat nasty food
by micheal Rj July 16, 2008

The other day I belfed. I totally threw up but I was in line at the grocery store and just couldn't let it all come flying out onto the floor, so I swallowed it.
by bavarde September 16, 2007
