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A ritual containing two or more friends, where they each get into bed and lay as close to each other as they can, in the dark.

Bedtime is best when people involved have a deep conversation about life, but they can also just talk about lighthearted things.

What is said at bedtime can never be repeated.

Rule one of Bedtime is do not talk about Bedtime.
Person 1: Hey, wanna come do bedtime
Person 2: Yeah i’ve been having a rough time.. that’d be nice.
Bedtime by p1ef4ce November 9, 2024

Bedtime Rituals 

The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.

These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
I'm off to do my bedtime rituals, then I'm going to sleep, good night!
Bedtime Rituals by Srsballer August 18, 2009

Bedtime Story 

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"
Bedtime Story by suckmycorn February 1, 2009

Bedtime Biff

A Bedtime Biff is a joint or spliff that is smoked before going to bed. It is often late at night/early morning as it is commonly consumed when its light outside. A Bedtime Biff can also be referred to as an illegal Bedtime, A Bedtime, or an illegal Venger.
Its getting light outside innit
"I'm tempted to roll my Bedtime Biff
Bedtime Biff by Venger for tea February 8, 2019

Bedtime Blunder 

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.
Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!
Bedtime Blunder by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006

bedtime bowl 

To smoke a quick bowl before bed, usually to help one get to bed quickly.
"Oh man, last night i was tossing and turning till like 2 am, then i ripped a quick bedtime bowl and it was lights out".
bedtime bowl by manhit66 January 8, 2009