brazilian goose

Local name for the Toucan used in parts of South America.

That's a pretty Brazilian Goose.

by SuperAndroidWeaver February 22, 2017

Brazilian Squidward

When you are getting head from a brazilian, or and extremely thick woman, just as you are about to cum, you put your penis up her nose and cream all in her mucus membrane.

Yo bruh I gave Caetano the biggest Brazilian Squidward

by nastynaay January 30, 2014

Brazillian Clam Slap

When a woman takes a man's penis in one hand and firmly slaps the other over top, stimulating blood flow to provide an erection, usually used for continuing sex directly after an initial orgasm.

When he couldn't get it up again, she gave him a Brazillian Clam Slap so she could finish herself off.

by Sexpo Hub March 12, 2010

Brazilian Thunder

The sexual act of, before finishing, finding the light switch (or any light source) and rapidly turning it on and off while screaming and attacking your partner; and then cuming in their eyes while simultaneously turning the light source off and creating and audible thunder like sound.

"brought a girl back to my hotel last night and there was a power outage, so I gave her the old Brazilian thunder without touching a switch."

by RickGoldfield and FrankGuitar October 7, 2019

Brazilian Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of filling someone’s asshole with icing then squishing the cheeks together… Then enjoy the treat!!

bf:hey wanna try something new?
gf:sure

bf: i’m in the mood for a Brazilian ice cream sandwich

by Pumpkindaddy May 1, 2023

Brazil

A country inhabited in South America by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. It was discovered by the aliens conveniently around the Age of Exploration, so they cover up the fact they're from outer-space by claiming they're from a European country called "Portugal", which doesn't exist. They're "language" is actually a heavily bastardized form of Spanish. This form of Spanish occurred when the Aliens tried learning the language of the other Europeans there (the Spanish), but they're alien accent was so heavy that they were barely intelligible by the Spanish, and so it was decided that it was a completely different language. As for the country itself, it is a complete hellscape, home to some of the most unspeakably horrid monstrosities known to man. The locals commonly try to kill everyone who dares to enter, meaning escaping this country is a feat that can only be completed by the most brave and courageous of men. There are no laws in Brazil, the country is complete anarchy, and crime runs rampant throughout.

Guy 1: Hey dude, I met this really sexy girl online, she's from Brazil. I'm going there to visit her
Guy 2: Are you insane!? Brazil is hellish anarchy, she's trying to lure you in so you'll die.
Guy 1: Uh... Okey dokey, then.

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge December 22, 2022

Brazil

hell

Satan: Welcome to hell, alternatively called Brazil.

by Yubehal69 December 27, 2022