John Beerman

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.

"Check out John Beerman over there"

by zEd-man August 4, 2008

Beatlemaniac

The biggest proactive fan of popular british band The Beatles, who only like bands and don't say negative things about other bands. Can easily leave bisexual Directioners or faggy Beliebers behind. Know what great music actually is, and for that matter have a very good taste in music. Possibly the awesomest fandoms ever to roam the Earth.

Gal1: Dude, I am starting to like The Beatle's songs.
Guy2: I think you're becoming a Beatlemaniac.
Gal1: Is that good?
Guy2: Damn right it is. *croutches* I love the Beatles, and so do you. Will you marry me?

by A very good guy May 17, 2013

The Bateman

When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.

Last night i pulled The Bateman when i was having sex with my girlfriend

by Steve Led March 2, 2011

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

by n.zeck March 14, 2023

baderman

Someone who is disobedient or badly behaved or behaves in a rude boy ganstar fashion.

Dave:"Chris did you just hit that man ?"
Chris:"Yeah"
Dave:"You baderman!!"

by Christopher stanley aurthur December 22, 2008

beermann

The greatest last name on the face of the earth and even the universe. If you have this name you instantly become a god once you go to college. Known to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a single sitting. Also having this name will also help you out with the ladies ;)

Dude, did you see Beermann at that party last night? He was so fucking awsome! I wish I was just like him.

by The coolest fucking guy alive December 23, 2010