beerkkake

Dumping beer on a womans vagina as she pisses everywhere.

-"Yo bro do u remember what happened last night?"
-"Yeah we beerkkake on that bitch so hard."
-"Dude I think that was my mom"

by pizzapie94 October 2, 2014

Barfkake

Similar to a bukake, where one person is surrounded by a group, typically 4 or more, and the group collectively vomits upon the one in the middle

For Shreks birthday, 5 Kermit the Frogs gave him a good old fashioned Barfkake, making sure to cover the floor in plastic sheeting for easy clean up. Afterwards they head to the Pancake House to refill their tanks for round 2.

by Shrek_the_Turd April 30, 2020

beerkakke

When, while chugging a beer, you spill it all over your face, neck and chest.

See also jim the cop'd.

Origin: The Zane Lamprey Show Podcast February, 2014

Zane and Steve were having a chugging contest but Steve was disqualified when he beerkakked all over himself.

by Radio Rogue March 14, 2014

Bearquake

The worst natural disaster known to man, a cross between a bear attack and an earthquake.

"This just in , we have reports from San Fransisco that indicate a bearquake is imminent! Remember to stand in a doorframe with your bear mace, make sure that the nozzle is pointed out and you stand away from the windows!

by supermegadeathfuzz October 23, 2010

burkkake

rather be usin a fleshlight

hey wanna have sex burkkake style?

Fuck off bitch i got a fleshlight!

son im going to the bathroom, I wont be out for 3 days

why would i want to watch that i have a fleshlight

just type in blowjob or some shit see what it comes up with?
get fucked im lookin up fleshlight

by frangipaniheadfacegoo January 10, 2008

Beerkake

When you pour all the backwash in the empties at a party into a bowl and drink it heartily.

Who wants to drink some beerkake!?

by I am healthy and literate November 12, 2016

boatkkake

An immediate reaction in a shipbroking market, where a potential Charterer has set ALL the brokers into a flurry of activity, all sending out the same requirement for a Vessel to a Vessel owner - leaving the Owner feeling overwhelmed and gasping for air by a McFlurry of email-jism; very much comparable to a 50strong wankathon... into the face, hair, ears and eyeballs of a willing(or not) female participant.

"(MaritimeCluster)Fuck me with a brolly, i've seen the same requirement from 5 different Brokers already and its not even Elevenses - its starting to feel alot like Boatkkake...glad I skipped breakfast - I'll be glazed like a Krispy-Kreme by lunchtime! Jolly what, absolutely spaffing - reminds me of this one time at Kings..." (its all fun and games till someone gets jizz in their eye)

by jankolot March 23, 2017