A really thicc orange fish. It wears a Santa hat and is a pedophile. It likes shaking its booty on a pole and will not hesitate to assault you
by _Catt__ May 31, 2018
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Get the Bearz mug.When you're inexplicably hyped to see your doggomos and inadvertently blurt out random words and names associated with them. They'll most likely not respond to these stitched together verbal spasms but it does momentarily stave off implosion and satisfy a burning desire to melt into them.
Examples of BearZig include: poodlepants nugget sauce, nugget nugget nugget poodle, zig zag zoockle, zig zag supreme, BearZig ZigBear, noodle poodle baby baby, and so on
Examples of BearZig include: poodlepants nugget sauce, nugget nugget nugget poodle, zig zag zoockle, zig zag supreme, BearZig ZigBear, noodle poodle baby baby, and so on
Her: OMFG IT'S NOODLE BABY BEARZIG!!??!?
Them: ???
Her: Oh just my children, Bear and Ziggy. Seeing them makes me want to implode with the energy of 2 hundred bazillion suns.
Them: ???
Her: Oh just my children, Bear and Ziggy. Seeing them makes me want to implode with the energy of 2 hundred bazillion suns.
by TDiesel December 16, 2019
Get the BearZig mug.A bear that breaks into a house, eats food out of the kitchen, and often does a lot of damage elsewhere in the house, leaving the place looking ransacked.
Portmanteau of bear and burglar.
The act is called a bearglary.
Portmanteau of bear and burglar.
The act is called a bearglary.
It was on the news; a bearglar broke into a house in Alaska.
Close the pantry to protect us from bearglars.
Close the pantry to protect us from bearglars.
by La bear grizzlia November 20, 2013
Get the bearglar mug.A Bearglop is a really cool guy, he likes to have a good time and dance to Easy Street.
You can always have lots of laughs with Bearglop seeing he is just a silly ole' fish (he doesn't even know how to swim.)
If you want to tame a Bearglop just have Easy Street blaring, have a cherry Icee and a Hotpocket in hand, he will come soon, make sure you don't offend the Bearglop, he will yell "UMG" and tell you to f off, beware, Sheri will be watching with her buttered popcorn, when he starts walking off she will say "OHMAGAWD, where's he going" and Bearglop will yell "DANNY BB" in the distant.
You can always have lots of laughs with Bearglop seeing he is just a silly ole' fish (he doesn't even know how to swim.)
If you want to tame a Bearglop just have Easy Street blaring, have a cherry Icee and a Hotpocket in hand, he will come soon, make sure you don't offend the Bearglop, he will yell "UMG" and tell you to f off, beware, Sheri will be watching with her buttered popcorn, when he starts walking off she will say "OHMAGAWD, where's he going" and Bearglop will yell "DANNY BB" in the distant.
Billy: Hey, have you talked to Bearglop today?
Bob: Yeah, he let me steal a bunch of stuff from him!
Billy: Awh, he's such a nice friend!
Bob: Yeah, he let me steal a bunch of stuff from him!
Billy: Awh, he's such a nice friend!
by KatieBug555 June 11, 2018
Get the bearglop mug.Big man who resembles bear, who wears female like lip ring and whom dresses in the dark. He also holds the door open for young fleshy women.Om nom nom nom. As a result said young women walks into door.
by bearycool March 11, 2009
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