by TCourtzone January 18, 2008
by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017
One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.
by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005
Synonym for "masturbate".
by Dave June 07, 2004
An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.
Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.
by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014
When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.
Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.
by Very Wise Man February 10, 2011