Beadle

someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen

Don't be a beadle

by ms November 27, 2003

Beadle

a total prick

ure beadle

by sparky November 29, 2003

beadle

a person who 1 has no friends, n 2who i geeky!

(all u'd need to say is)ha ure beadle! nuff said

by laurie November 27, 2003

beadle

a person(s) who has no friends

your such a beadle

by megan November 23, 2003

Beadle

The Beadle was found in 2004.

The Beadle is an it. No one scientifically knows the specific gender yet. The Beadle is a highly dangerous and strange creature. If you do meet the beadle, I suggest u run.

How to know if the beadle is around:
- growling
- spam notifications on any device
- creaky footsteps
- bad fish-like breath

Oh FUCK The Beadle is coming

Or
Can you PLEASE stop beadling around!
or
OH GOD NOT AGAIN PLEASE DONT START THE GAMES AGAIN PLEASE

by Steven Nolan March 4, 2021

Beadle's fist

Euphemism for a scrotum, named after unfunny UK television host Jeremy Beadle's small and deformed right hand.

My Beadle's fist is stuck to my leg!

by Edgio September 17, 2004

Beadle Claw

A variant on the Jew Claw that stems from UK TV personality Jeremy Beadle, who famously had a withered right hand.

The Beadle Claw is displayed as such: the ring and little fingers are tucked flat agains the palm of the right hand, while the middle finger, index finger and thumb are extended in a crooked 'claw' shape. The claw is then tucked into the cuff of the sleeve to accentuate the small hand look. This can be further enhanced by holding next to the left hand to display the size difference.

The Beadle Claw is used in the background of photographs to 'poke fun' on unknowing foreground members of the photographs, much like the classic 'bunny fingers'

Scott: Neil - that dude is giving you the Beadle Claw in the photo!

by Pervos September 12, 2005