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Beavered

Verb: Past tense for someone who has thrown up
“I saw Brendon bee line it to the bathroom after a tequila shot, he definitely beavered.”
“I bet Bryce is going to beaver after he shotguns this beer, he definitely doesn’t sip.”

“$10 says Pat beavers after the edible kicks in”
by ChadBradThad January 13, 2021
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Badered

To stare at a females chest while talking to her when you should be making eye contact. When called out on this you look up to make eye contact but then return to staring at the females chest.
Kelly: did you just bader me?
John: no! *looks back down at her boobs*

Misty: Don't listen to him Kelly, you were totally just badered!

boobs staring contest eye contact
by TayQOut September 11, 2013
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Beavered

A colloquial term used to replace "high" or "stoned." Helpful when texting multiple people at the same time and you are worried that you might inadvertently text the wrong person about yo drugz. If you DO text the wrong person, they won't know what beavered means, and you can play it off as an auto-correct problem or whatever.
You accidentally text your parent instead of a fellow stoner:
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"

Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"

Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"
by Timbolino November 4, 2012
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half beavered

getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.
Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!
by matt (darkstar) May 30, 2003
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Beavered

One who has an obsession with beavers.
I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.
by Chloe1776 November 2, 2018
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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019
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Bendered

Did you hear Jason got (bendered) last night by Stripper?
by BlackLung09 September 30, 2021
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