Birdshit Beemer

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.

See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!

by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016

birdshit

1. Slur against white people
2. The same as "dogshit"

- Dude i hate you!
- You're such a birdshit.

by the-subhuman3782 July 13, 2021

Birdshit

architecture development that look good from a height, from a "bird's eye view", but don't take into account the needs of people who walk on the ground.

development of this area is a birdshit

by SlavaList April 11, 2021

Telopea Birdshit

An alternative to the Chicago Sunroof. The act of climbing on top of a car with no sunroof and taking a shit on the roof.

Andrew bought a new car so he wants me to christen it with a Telopea Birdshit

by GermanBisexual August 22, 2022

birdshit

A nickname for any money grubbing hoe named Bridget.

Bridget;"I think that you should take me to the zoo, after you take me for lunch."

Kendall;" Hey BIRDSHIT, I think you should hop the fuck out of the car."

by kingjo January 2, 2009

Birdshit

A young charlie lennie looking fag with a chode that gets shitted on while fucking a hoe named justine

Me and my friend Birdshit went to eat at KFC

by GEOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 16, 2010

Birdshit

A derogatory term used for someone named Bridgette when they are being a stupid bitch.

SHUT UP BIRDSHIT

by mcnigger2 June 29, 2019