Baownedism

Baownedism is a political ideology and lifestyle of those who claim to be and also are more than your regular Sigma Male/ Top G. You take shit from no libtard snowflake. It was brought into the world by the blessing in himself Khalid “isbaowned” Al Asad and the ideology inspired greats such as Andrew Tate, Patrick Bateman, Dr Disrespect and many others who have a status higher than just your every day sigma male. Long live isbaowned

Libtard snowflake : Hey sir/maam/person (whatever you identify as) what is your political status
Isbaowned: First I’m clearly a man as you can see. Second of all i don’t have a political status, i have a political existence which is Baownedism you Libtard Snowflake little boy
Libtard: I am not a boy and also don’t call me a Snowflake or you’ll get cancelled
Isbaowned: Cry more pussy
Libtard: Sorry i won’t offend again. I will admit i am not a girl from how much i’m about to cry

by Themattman_02 September 26, 2022

Bostowned

To overreact and be made a fool of in front of the entire world for a trivial matter.

The city of Boston was "Bostowned" during the Mooninite overreaction of Jan. 31, 2007.

First used by Fark.com

by Paul Furfari February 5, 2007

Benzowned

The act of taking enough benzodiazpines (xanax, kpins, valium) that you are in a state of deep deep relaxation or just pretty damn messed up, being "owned" by the benzos

I just took a few bars of Xanax and I am benzowned

by BoPeepHadASheep BAAAAHH August 5, 2011

Bantocked

There's always that one guy in the football team that's face somehow seems to attract footballs to it as though it's magnetized. The word 'Bantocked!' is often loudly exclaimed in amusement by teammates when that ball-smashed-in-the-face moment occurs. The victim is a generally a perpetually sad watery eyed fellow that can be found in the pub afterwards soothing its red swollen proboscis in a cool pint.

He was well and truly bantocked in the face by that shot.
Ouch!, he was proper bantocked there.

by five-bells-oracle November 14, 2019

Bartoned

What happens when a team loses a basketball game in which they had it won, such as up by 7 points with 45 seconds left. This most often happens in a D II Championship game.

"oh man, we just got bartoned! We were up 10 points with under 2 minutes left!"

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

Baucowned

Getting owned by someone really really stupid or retarded.

Dude you got Baucowned by that retard.

by Pony420 December 15, 2008