banklowned

The feeling resulting from finally recognising exactly how much money you have lost by taking out a loan without carefully studying the interest rates before applying, driven by greed.

<Victim> Oh my god, I can't believe how much money I'm spending each month paying back this loan for my new bathrooom!
<Friend> Banklowned!

banklowned by timelapse September 15, 2006

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Bantowned

To go Ham and Die in World of Warcraft

I was pumping so much DPS till I Bantowned it

Bantowned by NoLimitSoja February 10, 2021

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banklowned • Banksoned • Bantowned

Banksoned

(v.) past participle; to experience consistent and gross overcommitment from a good friend who successively makes greater and greater guarantees to make up for prior cumulative shortcomings, while failing to show up, ironically without fail. Often experienced due to lack of communication.

John invited Matt and Jay to watch March Madness. John, the organizer, didn’t show up. Matt and Jay only had themselves to blame for being Banksoned...again.

Banksoned by Breakfast Club Linda March 22, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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