Bangster

1. One who is especially good at everything.

2. The incarnation of all that is awesome.

Beast + Gangster = Bangster

by thatsbangster September 16, 2008

Backster

The opposite of a hipster, a backster is a person who doesn't like things until after they're cool. Also known as slowpoke.

"He's such a backster that he just started watching Arrested Development."

"Hey guys, check out this awesome new band, the Neon Trees!"

by PolkaDotRobot June 8, 2013

'Tiff' Banister

A girl who thinks shes hot and can get any guy she wants, posts pictures of herself wearing barely anything on facebook, extreme butterface, but she does have a nice body, most likely has herpes, and the only reason anyone stands up for her is because there tryna get it in

This girl is such a Tiffany Bannister thinking shes hot shit.

"'Tiff' Banister is pretty shallow.

by Truth Hurts Don't it July 29, 2012

Bankstard

An "Individual" working for a financial institution, normally Board Member or Chief Executive, who possesses no knowledge whatsoever about the industry in which he/she works, he would hazard a guess that the "Fractional Reserve System" was something to do with Betfair, and will have simply never heard of a fiat currency. Bankstard will have never personally researched anything, will have blindly believed everything taught or told to him at university or by his former bosses, to think otherwise could jeopordise future 6/7 figure salary. He will believe he is doing a good thing, such is the extent of his brainwashing. His belief will be that his bank loans out a percentage of money that it has on deposit, plus interest, where in reality anybody with an internet connection and half a brain knows that a bank creates money at the stroke of a pen (your signature on loan application), it risks nothing of it's own. He will not understand that your mortgage application is an IOU (exactly as good as/identical to £/$) cashed by the bank and then lent back to you, which you pay back in full with interest................his brain won't be big enough to take in the thought that his institution is there as part of a massive financial redistribution scheme, to bankrupt not only people but nations also, for the Bilderbergers Rothschilds and Co.............

Bankstard will not have heard of the shameful historical trade of usury.

Frank: "Can you lend me a tenner Tony, Bankstards have fined me £35 for an unpaid Direct Debit"
Tony: "Can't mate sorry they did it to me too"
Frank: "If only the supreme court of the UK would have ruled against them"
Tony: "Banks rule everything mate, politicians, media the lot, we're fucked"
Frank: "No we're not pal, they are, you watch, the era of greed is over, and it won't be coming back for a while! Writing is on the wall for them all!!!"

by RubatoPiano July 15, 2013

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.

She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

polishing the banister

1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore

(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.

by Izaak June 26, 2008

Bankser

a snivelling excuse for a human being, who often violates the mothers of the retarded and obese women. Can often be heard to be telling 'bankser stories'. these stories are often short, shit and lead to nothing. A bankser can be recognised usually by its poor grasp of the comeback, often trying to counter banter or abuse with the sayings 'twice' or 'good one'. A bankser possesses a warped grasp on reality, believing that the match sticks that support its feeble frame are indeed massive and the biggest legs anyone has ever seen.

your such a bankser!! twice??

by tastylicious December 11, 2010