nom-de-bauchery

Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.

Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals

Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?

Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.

by Rogue Query August 12, 2010

Do a Baruchi

Committing to a bicycle ride and at the last moment, to give a lame excuse and leave everyone waiting.

He said he would come out for the bike ride, 5 minutes before the starting time he claimed his Brazilian uncle was sleeping on his cycling clothes, we told him not to do a baruchi but he left us in the rain and went back to sleep. #doabaruchi

by Brazilian baruchi January 26, 2018

Baloch

Balochs are very, generally, good looking poeple. The have morals and respect their women (usually amazingly hott) They are rich because they have the old Balochi values instilled in them and they realize that knowlegde is the key to the future and money. They treat their women with respect, they are straying from the Balochi culture. Balochi's are very noble and loving poeple, their kindness is unsurpassed by any other society, go to Balochistan(Pakistan) and you shall see. Those in power, i cannot say the same generilization for, you must create your own opinion.Balochi is a language spoken by Muslims of Pakistan,Iran,Afghanistan and India ,
Balochi has been vaguely described as combining Arabic script and Persian vocabulary.

Balochi:Abdullah ho Barkat Dost Ant
English:Abdullah and Barkat are friend

by Balochian April 3, 2009

Beluchi

The best Nigerian girl you'll ever meet. She is funny, friendly, lively, smart, just over all amazing. If you have her as a friend, don't break that friendship, you'll never find a girl like her any where else. But, there is some consequences. Don't mess with her, she'll argue, fight, kick, punch, and smash till she gets her way. She can be very, very, very stubborn but, she only is if she honestly hates you that much. She doesn't fight her friends so get to know her and get on her good side. She's very shy when you meet her but opens up when you actually get to know her. So don't waste your time and find you an Nigerian girl, specifically one with the name Beluchi.

Stranger: Yooo, is that your friend?
Friend of Beluchi: Um, Yes. Do I know you?
Stranger: You don't have to. What's her name?
Friend of Beluchi: Beluchi. Why?
Stranger: Oh , My , God! She's a keeper. I wish I was you Man. Dont mess that friendship up bro, you won't find anyone else like her in on your life.

by AnonymousNigerian March 25, 2017

ballcheck

to strike someone in the testicles with the intent to cause great pain. Best done when the victim is not expecting it

Bob: Hey Joe why you limping?
Joe: I made a jump shot and Tom ballchecked me

by Huff Dodger August 30, 2009

Baruch College Campus High School

BCCHS is located smack in the center of office buildings in which rich old white men work and go on vape breaks next to the school's entrance. They also eat with us at fancy lunch places like Prett a manger and Cava. Don't expect to spend less than $10 on lunch here. We spend most of our time in Taza Deli drinking watered down iced hazelnut coffee and eating overpriced salad. The prices are raised every day because the sophmores keep stealing Snapple and juuling in the back. We call ourselves Baruchians to feel special and entitled. Our building is broken and crusty and only has 5 floors but you can go to the dirty 6th floor and hookup with ugly boys in secret. Every week a few students get stuck in the elevator but don't worry because they're all still alive. We basicalaly own Madison Square park. All of our teachers are millennials and use memes in their lessons but most of them can't pass their students for the regents. We like to gossip with them about our social issues and emotional shortcomings. We have 0.2 ap classes and a gym the size of your average living room with complementing mustard lighting. Almost everyone goes to Syracuse or Binghampton but we like to tell people that we have students at ivy leagues because someone went to Harvard 8 years ago. We love our parent coordinator and our security guards and our assistant principal is a skater who listens to Avril Lavigne.

Blue Devil pride!!! BEST SCHOOL EVER ELRO K

Someone: *complains about Baruch College Campus High School*
Baruch Student: *aggressively snaps*
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Baruchian: Hey, what's your grade average for this quarter?
Every other Baruchian: 95.
Baruchian: Bro didn't you fail the regents???
Every other Baruchian: Yeah bro but my teacher told me all of my homework assignments were extraordinary cuz I didn't leave white space when I annotated.

by hasudhwehd July 22, 2019

Bluche

Bluetooth + Douche
A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.

There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.

by breonnagy October 24, 2007