Ballet

A form of dance that works on balance and flexiblity.

I just started ballet and i already feel more balanced.

by nuhcole October 14, 2006

Ballet

Paying someone lots of money to torture you

Bertha: do you like pina coladas?
Gary: getting caught in the rain
Ballet: if you’re not into yoga
Bob: if you have half a brain

by Ksnshsusnjskejsvve July 14, 2021

Ballet

In the fold where the scrotum meets the inner thigh lies a secure place to put contraband (drugs, money, ID, etc...). Similar to a wallet/billfold the scrotum and inner thigh hold items snugly due to the fold or crease.

Can I use your bathroom quick, I need to grab somethin' outta my ballet.

Damn, did you see how dude was walking; definitely put too much in his ballet.

Hey, did you have this in your ballet? It reeks like balls!

by SS-Latchkey January 6, 2017

Ballet

Self torture

Yesterday I almost died doing ballet.

by Hillary poops too January 29, 2020

Ballet

How ballerinas torture them self’s because they like it?

Ballet is ballet

by Urban dictionary named myself February 28, 2019

Ballet

Euphemism for visiting a strip club. Referring to an outing to the strip club as a ballet prevents your wives and prudish coworkers from judging you.

I hope to get out to the ballet at my next trip to Vegas.

by Long Cock Nguen April 2, 2009

Ballet

a sport that causes death in the form of bullemia, anorexia and self harm.

hey did you hear about ____ she died from anorexia..her ballet teacher told her she was too fat

by screwballet! August 21, 2008