ballsitch

When one's testicles itch so much they have to stop all other activities.

I got a ballsitch so bad at work, I didn't notice the bandsaw cutting into my arm.

by Mick65 August 24, 2006

Ballsitch

when you dont want people to know your balls itch and you need to scratch them!

honey, my ballsitch is driving me nuts!

by m cat j March 26, 2009

Baldsnatchery

That having to do with a bald snatch. Relating to a shorn pussy. That of a bald puss.

The baldsnatchery in the ladies locker room is incredible.

Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.

Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Ballscratch

A way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the ballsack. This is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the testicles.

A) "My nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy 'cause I got crabs."

B) "Do the ballscratch."

by Mamie and Jorgan January 11, 2009

ballsnackums

Ballsnackums: (Latin Origin) Delicious snacks that are comprised of crackers, usually of the oyster variety, marinated in warm, juicy ball sac water. These yummy munchies are then dried and lightly salted. These are typically eaten by young men, usually homosexuals or women that are always hungry for cock.

(Adam): Hey Willa what you eating over there, it smells amazing?
(Willa): Hey man, just some ballsnackums, they're the most popular new snack out!
(Adam): *eats ballsnackums with wry smile on mouth like he just took a huge load on the face* OMG these are y-u-m YUM!

(Willa): I knew you'd love them, they have that great ball juice taste!
(Adam): Thanks, take it easy Willa!

by xonancygracexo October 17, 2010

ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls

"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"

by sue October 19, 2003

bagsnatcher

A Person Who’s Gonna Get That Bag Regardless

“Alex Is A Real Bagsnatcher He’s Got Ambition”

by QueToeLicker October 25, 2020