ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

bangstache

When your bangs are blown slightly to the right then slightly to the left forming a bangstache.

"You know I'm going out rockin my bangstache"

by 3akmbb March 1, 2014

beardstache

A mustache that wraps around your face, farther then a goatee, and continues down your chin into the neck area. Popular for guys who want to look tough.

Damn! Paul Teutel's beardstache looks likes a mullet on his face!

by Michele February 25, 2005

Ballstache

A mustache for your balls.

Who wants a brazilian when you can have a ballstache?

by Erdmanstein February 28, 2011

beardstache

The mustache attached to a beard.

This guy wasn't sporting just any old bald-faced Amish beard. No, this guy had a beard with a beardstache attached.

by Silbo1975 March 25, 2010

ballstache

when kicked in the balls so hard that one comes out of each nostril. Therefore the pair has migrated to the upper lip area creating a stache of balls or ballstache.

Joselo is going to have a ballstache if he insults my mother one more time

by Jilly Mulsprigs October 19, 2007

beardstache

The name given to someone who grows a beard before High School.

Patrick was given the name beardstache because of his excessive facial hair during Junior High School.

by mkorn November 12, 2007