bakers dozen

1) A thirteen inch clit.
2) A clit so big it could be mistaken for a penis.
3) Something you don't want your dick to touch.

Guy 1: I can't believe you hooked up with her, she looked like she had a bakers dozen.
Guy 2: Dude, my ass hurts.

by Ttocs Senga March 31, 2008

Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .

"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"

by TankR November 25, 2020

A Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!

Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!

by TheSillySausage May 26, 2016

The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.

Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.

by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016

double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.

How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.

by allygat-urr April 17, 2005

Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

by CarLitosA January 9, 2009