bjorked

Stranded for days or weeks far away from home due to disruptions in air traffic caused by Icelandic volcano eruptions.

Millions of people all over the world were bjorked for weeks in 2010.

by CASIOp April 20, 2010

Bjorked Up

This is the result of somebody being way beyond shit-hammered drunk and starts speaking incoherrently or about things that dont make any sense.

"Dude, did you see Chad last night, bruh? The dude was crazy drunk talking to the walls about the financial crisis in Mongolia, bruh"

"Yeah I know, bruh, he was totally Bjorked up"

by I Am Monkey May 25, 2009

Borkledoo

A small dog that borks a lot.

Stop barking you little Borkledoo!

by Daniel Avidan January 17, 2017

Bafonkled

When you are wasted and can’t think of a word to make it sound like you are not quite wasted

Bitch I’m not wasted, I’m bafonkled

by probablycass November 25, 2022

Bajortled

Verb. A state of being consisting of a combination in some sort of the verbs bored, tired, and confused.

Little Kenny was bajortled after it took him 30 minutes to rub one off to a quality porno. Was he gay?

by trannyam June 10, 2009

Bejerkled

When you've been swindled by a patriarchal sense of authority.

My mother was bejerkled by her employer, until she took matters into her own hands.

by KimmyMac November 12, 2021