Muslim Badminton

Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.

Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"

Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"

Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.

Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess

by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015

Badminton

1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies

1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

Badminton school

Badminton school; a place where homophobic tories send their ‘daddies money’ kids or ‘I eat dirt’ children as everywhere else is a load of shit (redmaids)- before they realise this school is the exact thing that turned them gay. This school is in its own pissing world, though everyday is the exact bloody same, the ‘gay zebra says gay rights’ people manage to create enough mesmerisation as we can take the mick. The intelligent twats that have adopted their parents personalities hang around the stupid twinks to make them selves seem superior. People claim that no one hates anyone, but we all know that’s load of toss pot, Olivia.

Olivia: omg you’re a twink and a posho? you must go to badminton school!
me: uwu

by hshajjajdhshhshs123 January 22, 2021

badmintoning

the act of playing badminton in one word

are you badmintoning today?

by anastacia beaverhousin June 19, 2007

Badmitton

The ultimate sport, mostly played in gym class, the backyards of the elite and the Olympics. Controversial because of claims that birdie can 'suck your eye out.'

Julianna: "You killed the birdie."
Allison: "Sorry, let me ask Mr. Van Sanders to get us that one off the vent on the ceiling."

or

Allison: "Nicole, you are mad sick at Badmitton."

or

Allison: "Are you sad it's the last day of badmitton?"
Kaite: "No."

by Miss Spastic Racket January 27, 2009

Badminton

Physical intercourse involving strategy, technique, and deception between two or four players each gripping the shaft of the racket while making contact to the shuttlecock with the racket head. The goal is to score points on the opponent by decisively hitting the shuttlecock down onto their side. This can be achieved in numerous ways: you can smash really hard on them, you can gently flop the shuttlecock over, or you can let the shuttlecock fly out of the designated playing area. Of course, don't forget to release a constipated grunt when you smash.

Man, badminton is so hard. I always have trouble maneuvering the head and the tip always hits the frame instead of my sweet spot.

by RXZ September 30, 2019

Bugminton

The futile act of swatting at Noseeums. Mosquito Pong.

Dale and Earl spent most of the summer evening playing Bugminton. Drinking beer on the porch and swatting at mosquitos. They should buy a bugzapper.

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009