Samstorm's definitions

laid a brick

To excrete human waste from the anus, often in an unintended location.

see also: dump

"ah man i just laid a brick in da bogs"

by samstorm December 5, 2004

Beehive boy

originated thousands of years ago from cavemen who derived pleasure from beehives by removing from trees and using them as an alternative to a woman/donkey/wooly mammoth.People in this century who partake in this hobby are known as "beehive boys" They are often very primitive and therefore can be recognised by extreme amounts of hair and a language that consists of deep grumbling noises.

"look at that kid over there humping a beehive. Going at it like a rabbit. What a beehive boy"

by samstorm December 7, 2004

boat race

The Boat Race is a rowing race between the Oxford University Boat Club and the Cambridge University Boat Club. It is rowed annually each Spring on the Thames in London. The event is a popular one, not only with the alumni of the universities, but also with rowers in general and the public. An estimated quarter of a million people watch the race live from the banks of the river, and 2004's television audience of more than a half billion viewers makes the race one of the most watched sports events in the world, and almost certainly the most watched amateur sporting event in the world. The first race was in 1829 and it has been held annually since 1856, with the exception of the two world wars.

The boat race this year will be won by Oxford, and millions will watch the televised coverage.

by samstorm October 18, 2006

Mood Board

1) A collage or collation of images and text expressing a certain topic or subject, often used to generate ideas or for project work. Getting past the "mood board" stage of a project is often a big step for anyone who thinks they are soled
2) Metaphor used to describe lack of work, suggesting that very little work can obtain high marks just due to the fact that a "mood board" is being used.
3) An idiot's idea of hard work

1) I have a bunch of pictures that I've printed off the internet and stuck down. I have a mood board.
2)Don't worry I'll pass my course, I've done a mood board!
3)soled chav 1 - "Dnt wory sir, iv dun me mood bord so its safe, innit, no detention 4 me 2nite, yes boss, u knows, true dat safe.

by samstorm July 15, 2005

Badminton

1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies

1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

Yes Boss

A phrase used to agree with an elder or superior (e.g. teacher) in order to annoy them. Often accompanied with patronising chav style finger clicks, to highlight how soled they are, and how soled the superior is.

Teacher: "Is everyone happy with exercise 3C, questions 6-9?"
Soled student: "Yes Boss!" (waves hand to click fingers)

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

Let one fly

Another way of saying fart, let one rip or let one tear

Jimmy just let one fly and it smells like a pile of rotting parsnips

by samstorm December 5, 2004