Bandwitch

A person who hogs all the bandwidth of an internet connection or who has a very good connection. Also used as a curse in online games.

Arrrgh... headshot again? you damn bandwitch!

by LPB2000 January 22, 2010

Baewatch

When you've spotted bae or a bae candidate outside of your own social channel.

Daaaaaaamn, I'd raise that kid for her #Baewatch

by mambo-p May 26, 2016

Italian Bakewich

The act of stuffing a condom full of cold left over italian meats, (ie. sausage, meat balls, brigole etc.) then using it as a dildo untill luke warm, and fanally cutting open and consuming contents.

I gave my girl an Italian bakewich today; I have never been so stuffed, and neither has she.

by AstroJACK! November 25, 2010

bagelwich

A sandwich with bagel bread used instead of plain bread.

Jorge: Aw man, I just made an awesome bagelwich.
James: What the hell is a bagelwich?
Jorge: A sandwich with bagel bread, duh.
James: o i c

by Trapt December 9, 2008

Bogwitch

1. n. elderly person esp. female, shrivelled in such a way as to suggest that they have been submerged in a bog
2. n. drive-by insult shouted from a moving car at anyone

1. "That shop's owned by a Bogwitch"
2. "Bogwitch!"

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

bewitch

for a girl to grind the cock of a guy who is lying down while holding it

esp. until she makes him cum

I can't get my girl to let me penetrate her, but last night she bewitched me

by Rod X February 14, 2014

Baewatch

The act of admiring a girl and attempting to prevent other men from asking the girl involved out in the vain hope that he will someday get the courage to ask the girl out himself. In nearly all cases of baewatch, a third party will break through the cockblock and take the girl out anyway, leaving the baewatcher to sulk and eventually repeat his mistakes.

Joe: Steve, you're going on baewatch. Leave her alone or ask her out already.

Steve: I can't ask her out yet; I'm not ready. But I'll ask her out one day, I promise.

Five days later...

Steve: What the heck, Joe?! You can't just steal my girl like that!

Joe: She wasn't your girl. This is exactly what you get for going on baewatch, Steve.

by Moontoons June 30, 2014