20 definitions by Rod X

mariachi

for a girl to give a guy a blow job while he fingers her clit

because Mariachi bands are famous for blowing trumpets and strumming guitars

Me and my girl had a mariachi band last night.
I strummed her cuntar while she blew my trumpet.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

mayo

1. to ejaculate between the buttcheeks of a girl
2. a cumshot between the buttcheeks of a girl

My girlfriend let me coney her but wasn't too happy about me adding the mayo.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

make an ice cream cone

for a girl to give a guy a blow and hand job while he is laying down and to make him cum into her mouth which she drools out all over her hands and his cock, while his cock is still in her mouth

Last night my girlfriend made me an ice cream cone. The best part was when she was done, she licked all the cum off her fingers and my cock.

Bitch, make an ice cream cone for me!

by Rod X February 14, 2014

monorail

for a girl to grind a guy who is laying down, esp. with his penis between her labia minora

I couldn't get her to let me inside, but she did take a ride on the monorail.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

tequila lake

a cumshot where you fill up a girl's navel with your cum

Last night I gave Nicky a tequila lake and Becky drank it out like a body shot.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

spider

a sex position in which a girl squats crab style on top of a guy with her feet up on his knees and her arms back on his chest

She climbed up on Jimmy Dean backwards with her feet on his knees and hands on his chess and lowered her butt, pushed his cock in, and the ride him spider style.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

tasse

cleavage which forms perfectly with the cup of the bra . Where the cup of the bra and the breast flow seamlessly in one round whole.

My secretary was wearing a blazer with out a blouse underneath and I could see by the tasse that she knew how to pick bras that fit.

by Rod X February 14, 2014