by BadLuckJessieJ August 27, 2013
Get the Bad Luck Jessie J mug.An internet meme manifesting as an image macro showing a picture of a stereotypical nerd from a high school yearbook. The text that goes along usually tells of Bad Luck Brian's misdeeds. These are acts that he commits usually with good intentions but turning out to be bad through unforseen consequences or mistakes on Brian's part. Often he has defecated his pants while doing a courageous act quite unlike him.
MISDEEDS OF BAD LUCK BRIAN:
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.
Tries to fart stealthily: Shits.
Escapes a burning building: Gets hit by a fire truck.
Wins raffle for the first time: Hunger Games.
Stops, drops, and rolls: Into another fire.
by ZKtheMAN November 4, 2013
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the opposite of a lucky barry- a poo where a copius amount of toilet roll is neccesary for a clean finish; The poo is wet and sloppy.
by luckybarry26 July 22, 2009
Get the Bad Luck Bazza mug.A modern phenomenon in which bad luck takes a human form. This human will then inflict bad luck on anybody around him or around any of his possessions.
Best to avoid taking them gambling/on a plane/on the motorway
Best to avoid taking them gambling/on a plane/on the motorway
by helichopter copper September 3, 2009
Get the Bad Luck Barry mug.person 1: *puts cupcake mix, oil, and water into a bowl. forgets to check if there's any more eggs for cupcakes and finding out afterwards there's none* i think we are out of eggs
person 2: wow, that's some bad luck dad
person 2: wow, that's some bad luck dad
by bad luck dad August 5, 2018
Get the bad luck dad mug.that guy that shows up and brings bad luck for the home team in a sporting event; whether its baseball, basketball, football, etc.
by hardhitr3 December 17, 2009
Get the bad luck guy mug.An imaginary curse said to be caused by certain actions ie: breaking a mirror/ walking under a ladder/ running over your boss's dog.
Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
Of course, this is just an old wives tale. Except running over the boss's dog. Unless you hide the body.
walking under a ladder will cause dizzinness for seven years- bullshit
walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
walking under the boss's wife will cause temporary, fist-induced dizziness, and seven years unemployment.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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