baconsit

Not being able to get anything else done while cooking bacon, as one has to keep running in the kitchen or over to the pan to check and see if it needs turned over, or is about done. Invariably, if one doesn't run check the bacon, it will burn up in about 30 seconds!

I was trying to was dishes and cook bacon at the same time. While baconsitting, I couldn't get anything done. I had to keep looking at the bacon, and adjusting it, and then running over and washing about three dishes, and running back. Then the phone rang, and the bacon immediately burnt while I was saying, "Hello."

by mageepet March 24, 2011

bacongirl

Know as a bacon hair girl on ROBLOX. If you sign up as a woman, you will become a bacon hair girl.

oh look, a nooby bacongirl!

by idkwhatname818 April 25, 2021

BaconBiter

Derogatory word meaning a Homosexual man.

"Jim is a BaconBiter when him and John are in bed."

by Eric Fink December 30, 2009

backdirt

1. The shitload of dirt we hafta put back into the whole after we dug it out with trowels.

2. Where the feinds live and play.

3. Where patsy stands to ordinate the slaves.

4. A possible resting place of Arnold, or at least a peice of him.

"The backdirt feinds have arisen."

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

baconzirra

The monster that attacks young oriental children who are born to vegetarian parents.

Child: Mommy can I have a delicious bacon burger?
Eileen the vegan mother: If you do, baconzirra will destroy Tokyo!
Child: ...but it has bacon... screw you Eireen!

by Sir William Crisp Hood Burnaby November 25, 2013

bacontits

Mostly of australian origin, describing someone female, who is atletic and crispy. Therefore the breasts are more muscular and firm, "draind of fat" like cooked bacon.

-Yo mate, look at that bacontits over there on the surfbouard. I bet she is not just hot, but has also a degree in dentistry or somewhat...

- Bloody Oath, mate!

by Rob the Wagon April 18, 2018

baconbitch

when u eat lots of bacon
u turn out being a bacon bitch

"omg you ate all that bacon????"
"yeah im like a baconbitch"

by baconbitch February 19, 2019