Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer

If when a male and a female engage in a standing 69 where the female is the standing partner, the male achieves orgasm first, the female retaliates by dropping or thrusting the male straight downwards onto the floor and shitting on his unconscious face.

A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer

That stupid jackass Craig came in my mouth before I was even halfway there so I gave him a Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer.

by Backwoods Jackass June 2, 2013

Jackhammering

A man’s RAPID motioned sex style that gives ZERO PLEASURE to a woman. Jackhammering is a style used by AVID PORN WATCHERS.

“He was jackhammering me and it hurt my vagina.”

by Lagtx February 24, 2019

chicago backhander

Similiar to the "stranger," the act of masturbating with your opposite hand, backwards after sitting on it (so it goes numb) to simulate someone else jerking you off. Usually done in the dark so you don't realize its yourself.

"I gave myself a Chicago backhander last night since my girl was not available. It was like somebody else was doing it."

by Fiyerman July 28, 2009

puking jackhammer

The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!

Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"

by frainslug February 2, 2006

Albuquerque jackhammer

Occurs when a female thrusts her pelvis forcefully and repeatedly into the face of someone performing cunnilingus on her, causing rapid collisions of her pubic bone and the muff diver's face (and thus crudely emulating a jackhammer). These violent collisions may result in bruising of the victim's face and, in particularly violent cases, broken bones. The Albuquerque jackhammer usually occurs inadvertently as a result of extreme ecstasy felt by the female, and in such cases she is either unaware of the violent motions she is carrying out or aware of them but unable to stop or control them. In rare cases an Albuquerque jackhammer may be carried out intentionally by a woman, usually to seek revenge on an ex-lover whom she has seduced into performing cunnilingus on her under the false pretense that they have become fuck buddies. In such cases of revenge, the female will usually trap the unsuspecting victim in a headlock with her thighs, so as to enable a merciless rain of blows upon his face without him escaping.

"Jesus, John! Your face is so horribly bruised! What happened?"

"Well, I saw Sarah last night at a bar, and she came up to me and said she still had feelings for me and wanted to be fuck buddies. Naturally, I obliged, and the next thing I know she has me in a headlock with her thighs giving me an Albuquerque jackhammer! I was in the ER all night."

"Good God, man."

by corsendonk September 21, 2009

Jackhammer Jones

A sexual act that requires a man and a woman. The woman lays flat on the bed where as the man stands up, grabs the woman's ankles, and then assumes the scissor position. He lifts up her ankles, and inserts his penis into her vagina. After the insertion, shake the woman violently while she is hanging upside down and imitate the sound of a Jackhammer.

That Tyler sure will give your bitch the ol' Jackhammer Jones!

by Jackhammer "Meat Cleaver" Jones January 19, 2008

Alabama Jackhammer

When you are doing the 69 position standing up and when you finish instead of setting her down softly you slam her to the bed/ground.

After I was done with that bitch I gave her the Alabama Jackhammer.

by sexman123 April 22, 2008