Blessed

To get shot multiple times in the chest, or to release a clip of ammo on some fools torso.

Panell: Shit dogg dat hooker bouta get blessed

T.K.: Fuck da ho i ordered da hit anyway.

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 23, 2009

blessed

Being given a great joy by God.

9/11 was a good thing because it made us realize how blessed we are to live in this country.

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

blessed

To join a gang without getting jumped or doing some sort of initation. People are mainly blessed for being a family member of an already recruited gangmember. Shunned upon by other gang members. Usually promoted or acknowledged without doing real work like the rest of the members.

Josh got blessed in cuz hes Elloi's cousin. What a pussy.

by 6 star general October 14, 2007

Blessed

An expression which usually comes from a New Age sensibility of having more fortune than others, though stereotypically overused by slightly privileged people who unconsciously attempt to minimalize their privilege by claiming humility in regard to their fortune.

While many people use the term to express actual gratitude for good fortune and the concomitant compassion for the less fortunate, the shallow obverse side of its usage indicates a means to both hide and stabilize a certain type of privilege, generally material but also social.

In the age of instagram frequently occurs with the hashtag, i.e. #blessed

Pina coladas in Acapulco with my beautiful husband! So #blessed

#yolo #mexico #gucci

by Pincetti September 5, 2019

blessed

to get yo dick sucked in the middle of the street.

yo man, this homeless lady followed me to the bus-stop and blessed me for two tic-tacs and a frankfurter.

by beast October 10, 2003

Blessed

A play on the word 'Blazed' to describe the effects of Marijuana on the human mind. Another way of saying 'Stoned' or 'Mashed'.

Lewis: Will, man, you look seriously fucking blessed!

Will (in his signiture position): Yeah mate i'm so blessed right now!

Tom: I'm not blessed at all yet man.

Lewis: That's because your fucking hardcore dude.
Tom : Better fire up another J then!

by Mashwans May 27, 2010

Blessed

Someone who is lucky enough to come in contact with a man named Jeff, the most awesomest person ever.

Person 1: Do you know Jeff?

Person 2: Yes, the most awesomest person I know by far!

Person 1: Then you are truly blessed!

by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008