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Blaff

Flatulence that is particularly explosive when it comes to sound and force, but ends quickly. Rarely, a blaff may be odorless; more commonly, the blaff is a symptom (some might say a benefit) of being mildly lactose intolerant. In such cases, the blaff releases an eye-watering stench not unlike that of a trash fire in a sewer. The word comes from the signature sound.
Mike: *chugs milk*
Rick: Hey, man, I thought you were lactose intolerant! Why are you drinking mi--
Mike's ass: BLAFF!!!
Rick: Dude, that's -- OH, GOD! OH, I -- MY EYES! I CAN'T BREATHE!
by Hellzapoppin' December 22, 2018
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blaffy blooffy

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008
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braffer

Someone who enjoys dirt bikes and four wheel drive vehicles.
I couldn't hear you beacause that braffer is making a hell of a racket.
by klar June 24, 2007
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Ze Baff

Murdoc: *sees bathtub* ZE BAFF ! ! !
by 🥀demogorgonqueen🥀 November 18, 2019
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Braff

Somebody showing off something mainly themselves
Michelle loves to braff while walking down the road
by TRAVINATOR126 December 6, 2018
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baffies

Slippers (singular baffie or baffy)
Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.
Ms darling wife heats ma baffies by the fire afore gien me a hoat toddie.
by Gwank July 17, 2004
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Baffletility

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013
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