Bakery

A garden of pastry delights, featuring a plethora of donuts, cannolis, cookies, cakes, breads, pies, and a wide variety of other sugary, doughy pleasures. Find one of these paradises in your local downtown area where you'll spot local regulars that enjoy musing on these pastries possibly more than they love eating them. Indeed, a place to fall in love.

At the bakery, I found creamy solitude in a chocolate chip cannoli for a decent price.

by LilahLeigh June 06, 2018

bakery

A group of fat girls.

Damn man Bobbie got so drunk he went home with the bakery!

by b-rad69 May 21, 2008

bakery

Easily put, bakery is a term to describe some one who is extremely and heavily high or, as some call it, baked.

Dude, last night you were such a freakin bakery.

by Alan January 18, 2007

Bakery

A facility where baked goods, such as bread, pies, cookies, cakes, etc., are made. Nothing sexual.

I worked in a bakery.

by Lonely_Weirdo March 26, 2022

bakery

A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: breadbox.
Related term: yeef.

Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a fucking bakery down there.

by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005

Bakery Mish

An occasion in which one or several members of the Tamborine Mountain teenage community travel to the local Bakery at 12 am to buy the days incredibly discounted pastries.

Dude, wanna go on a bakery mish?

by Ethanone October 29, 2011

Napoleon's Bakery

Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.

Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot

by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016