brabies

A viral social disease that causes an immediate desire to reproduce. This virus is transmitted by a variety of vectors, including exposure to children's playgrounds, visits by nieces and nephews, reality television, glossy magazines, nagging parents.

Signs and symptoms: cooing, wistful staring at small hats and gloves, reading books of names, aversion to latex...

"Dude, I dodged a bullet, after we broke up the ex got a mean case of brabies and now she's knocked up."

"I'm avoiding that brabid dude, I'd prefer to be mobile for the next two years."

by friendsbackeast October 18, 2009

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Brabeaner

Brazilian born guy with dreadlocks, sometimes called a beaner by his girlfriend, possibly as a term of endearment.

The brabeaner is defined by his everlasting love for the Floritexafornian, which is often followed by ForeverEVER.
"Man, I wish I was a brabeaner.."

Pete: Yeah me too, but I don't care because I work at Subway.

Cletus: Man I wish I was a brabeaner.
Pete: Me too man, but I work at Subway so it's all good.

by KRocKK January 4, 2010

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Brabbage

When a fart smells like boiled cabbage or is extremely loud.

Boyfriend: Brrrrrrp

Girlfriend: Sort your brabbage out now! It smells so bad!

by Desley April 4, 2020

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brabvious

An adjective describing the act of dressing in a way that makes the wear's bra extremely obvious (e.g. bright colour under white shirt; bra with straps under tube top; extremely tight shirt).

While shopping...
Girl #1: Should I buy this top? It would be great for clubbing in!
Girl #2: No way! It's totally brabvious!

At a party...
Guy #1:Check out Nicole...she's so brabvious.
Guy #2: Yeah, I think I recognize that lace pattern from page 24 in the new Victoria Secret.

by Forced By John October 21, 2010

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