brabies

A viral social disease that causes an immediate desire to reproduce. This virus is transmitted by a variety of vectors, including exposure to children's playgrounds, visits by nieces and nephews, reality television, glossy magazines, nagging parents.

Signs and symptoms: cooing, wistful staring at small hats and gloves, reading books of names, aversion to latex...

"Dude, I dodged a bullet, after we broke up the ex got a mean case of brabies and now she's knocked up."

"I'm avoiding that brabid dude, I'd prefer to be mobile for the next two years."

brabies by friendsbackeast October 18, 2009

make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

make your babies crosseyed by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

spilled my babies 

Once you finally orgasm and let go of your hot load of cum. Typically you spill your babies all over your bitches face and/or breast, chicks dig that shit. Refers to the fact that you are killing thousands of possible babies each time you jack-off or titty-fuck your whore.

The other day, when I was getting head from Taylor, I spilled my babies and she swallowed. But then later she cried about "killing thousands of babies." What a dumb ass.

spilled my babies by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010

Covid Babies 

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

Covid Babies by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023

trumpster babies 

Infants abandoned because women will stop having access to birth control via the Affordable Care Act when it's repealed, and won't be able to get an abortion because it will become a felony.

The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.

trumpster babies by SCY1001 January 20, 2017

Ghostwhippin' Babies 

1. (verb) to write an incredible verse for another MC to spit. takes the idea of ghostwriting to another level.

2. (verb) to get away with the most heinous of crimes without any repercussions.

3. (verb) to ghostride the whip down the highway at a speed of at least 60 mph.

4. (noun) the MC name of Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman.

1. I heard that Jay-Z ghostwrote Still D.R.E for Dr. Dre, but Isaac Lehman was ghostwhippin' babies for Max SG in the studio the other day.

2. Isaac was ghostwhippin' babies, dude. I saw this video where he punched the shit out of this bitch who got on stage while he was spittin', and nobody did anything about it.

3. You think you're tough ghostriding the whip around that church parking lot, let's see you ghostwhip babies.

4. Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman spit a crazy verse on that new album, 'MAXimum Quality'.

Ghostwhippin' Babies by the Justice Poet April 19, 2010

Graal Babies

(noun)
A group of Idiotic, annoying teenagers with no life. They choose to be "adopted" and say the letter "w" as the second letter of each word. Example: Mwommy.

Graal Babies: ADWOPT MWE MWY DWADDY DWIED IWN A CWAR AWCCIDENT!

Graal Babies by GoDoT July 4, 2012