Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

aztup hub

Aztup hub is a very sexy roblox hub for many different games. It's made by aztup and its really powerful. I recommend buying it since it's cheap for how powerful it is.

Retard: Are you using aztup hub?
Aztup hub user: Yes sir get fucked

by g_ozaa November 26, 2020

Aztec Fist Bump

The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.

Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.

(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )

“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”

“I’ll order mexican food tonight”

“You naughty person”

(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)

by SmallDickDoofus May 22, 2021

Pontiac Aztek

One of the most ugliest cars to ever roll out of GM. The overall design looks horrible, but don't let the ugliness fool you. It has a decent top speed, a powerful V6 engine and not to mention its very roomy too. If you bought yours new, there's a chance it came with a camping tent you can attach to the back lift gate. Some people claim this car to basically be a Pontiac Montana on crack. It has actually seen an increase in popularity due to Walter White driving one on Breaking Bad.

Guy 1: Hey what kind of car are you driving?

Guy 2: A Pontiac Aztek.

Guy 1: That thing looks ugly as Hell!

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well sit in this thing and then tell me what you think!

Guy 1: Holy crap! This thing is so comfortable I take back what I said!

by Firebirdy1999 July 6, 2014

Aztec Party

As popularized by the movie House Bunny, it is a party where a young, attractive virgin (usually a female) is sacrificed by going down a slide into a large tub of red wine. For practical reasons, this sacrificial ritual can also be carried out by doing red-colored body shots off the skimpily clad virgin. But really the whole point of the party is to put the virgin on display so she'll get fucked. Finally.

Erin - "My sister Bridget is turning 22 and is still a virgin."

Ling - "We should have an Aztec party. I've always wanted to but couldn't find a virgin."

by Wanna be virgin January 16, 2009

Angry End of the Aztecs

A group of about seven guys take off their clothes and form a big teepee or pyramid of sorts, everyone facing the inside. A young girl then strips down, and invades the pyramid. All the guys, while maintaining the pyramid, jerk off and ejaculate on the girl, who is now jumping around. The men then take knives and cut off their dicks, showering the girl in blood, semen, and dicks. An outsider, dressed only in a Spanish army helmet, comes in with a torch, and lights both the pyramid and the girl on fire.

Last night the track team did the Angry End of the Aztecs. I was the spaniard, and I'm the only one who survived.

by AngryBubs March 16, 2009