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adultery pad

A residence whose main or sole purpose is to host extramarital affairs. Adultery pads are commonly, but not exclusively, owned by wealthy, married men.
Instead of meeting his mistress at the Ritz Carlton, John entertained her at his adultery pad, a luxurious condominium in Laguna Beach.
by cdavischicago April 14, 2010
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Club Adultery

Club Adultery is the worst form of adultery on the plant, this version does not involve cheating on a girlfriend, wife, or fiancé. It mean you have cheated on your one true love, your Favourite football club. This should be punishable by death but unfortunately the UK legal Authorities do not recognise what is regarded as an ‘immoral capital offence’
Kyle just bought a Ranger T-shirt as a Celtic fan thats ‘Club Adultery
by Hiya kid November 9, 2021
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Biblical Adultery

When you bang someone who isnt you wife/husband and get stoned afterward

In the ancient days if a woman was caught sleeping with a man who she is not married to she would be tied down and beaten to death with stones.

Often referred to as stoning
I so committed biblical adultery last night at the bar.
by Hobit Hole December 15, 2009
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movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film you had promised to see with them first. Essentially, the breaking of a promise to participate in a shared motion picture experience by enjoying it all by yourself.
I promised Mark I was going to see Minority Report with him, but I succumbed to the temptations of movie adultery. Curse its siren's song.
by BigCow March 24, 2004
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Lunch Adultery

The act of having lunch with a co-worker other than your monogamous dining partner.
Chris: Where were you at lunch?
Paul: Oh, Rich and I went out to Donahue's for a steak and cheese.

Chris: Was I not at my desk when you left
Paul: No, you were there.

Chris: You just comitted lunch adultery. I hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!
by dOPARIS February 5, 2010
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adultery

chat rooms are known for harboring married people looking
for sex on the side. Generally, the single babe or guy has no problems with fucking a married person since if they are in chat rooms - both are losers.
Hi: my name is marshall
Hi: my name is robin
hi robin, can I come over and ass fuck you.
sure you can - I love married cock and adultery is just temporary love.
by smarty pants1130 April 19, 2006
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Adultery

"We all have to go through adultery eventually" -patton sanders
by My epithet is barrier November 23, 2020
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