Definitions by BigCow

24 

24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.

24 by BigCow March 24, 2004

bauer'd 

To hang up on someone without saying goodbye, in the manner of Jack Bauer on the show 24. To Bauer someone usually simply means to end a call abruptly, since you're way too cool to say goodbye to people.

Dude, I was getting off the phone with Rick, when he totally bauer'd me! What's with that?

bauer'd by BigCow March 24, 2004

bshonlop 

A universal noun/verb/adjective that can mean absolutely anything. The opposite of bnaitflop. Similar to smurfy, although bshonlop can represent any part of speech excluding the article, much like the explitive.

You're such a bshonlop. I bshonloped your mom last night. You want to hang out and bshonlop those Starcraft bums?

bshonlop by BigCow March 24, 2004

bnaitflop 

A universal noun/verb/adjective which means absolutely nothing. The opposite of bshonlop. Can be used for any part of speech, but by definition, conveys no meaning whatsoever.

Oh, bnaitflop. I was going to bnaitflop, but... bnaitflop.

bnaitflop by BigCow March 24, 2004

movie adultery 

To betray someone by seeing a film you had promised to see with them first. Essentially, the breaking of a promise to participate in a shared motion picture experience by enjoying it all by yourself.

I promised Mark I was going to see Minority Report with him, but I succumbed to the temptations of movie adultery. Curse its siren's song.

movie adultery by BigCow March 24, 2004