Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.

Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

by Murphdogg March 8, 2019

Autofake

A condition a person has whenever they see something online that's cool, unique, or unbelievable and they automatically think its staged, set up, or misleading.

You're just being autofake cuz its awesome and you didn't think of it.

by Summerbees November 24, 2013

automatik

term invented in bustabit. usually said to a player sittin 24/7 for years only chatting and sucking for tips. you can also call em "auto".

oh! don't behave like automatik.

by onion9 March 2, 2021

autoanal

Masturbation by using your penis and anal rectum, the act of masturbating by inserting your penis into your anus.

You can stick your tool in your booty hole.

By not submitting that final reported to your boss, you autoanaled.

by Fleo Black September 9, 2010

autofap

The most uncontrollable and natural fap fap fap action. It's a special term reserved for ONLY the hottest chicks. Guys don't need any invitation to fap to an autofap girl. She is fappable to the most extreme extent. An autofap chick is not your regular pretty or cute girl, she's amazingly beautiful, hot and sexy. A body to die for. A cutie who triggers wet dreams without the sleeping part. As the word suggests, faps to this girl are automatic and just happen because it's so natural in her case. Guys just can't help it when this girl shows up. Warning: this may cause inconvenience to others around you. The word can be used both as a verb and a noun.

Eg.1: After coming across a picture of a hot lingerie clad Russian chick, Mike went on autofap.

Eg.2: Hey dude, after visiting that forum, you'll go on autofap.

Eg.3: I couldn't wake up this morning because I lost all my energy autofapping last night.

Eg.4: Dave couldn't avoid messing up his bed because he had autofapped.

by p.ab June 29, 2011

Automatic door

An alternative way of calling somebody a slut.

"She's an automatic door, she opens for everything"

by AH2302 March 5, 2013

Automatic toilet

The scariest type of toilet there is. You sit down and begin the process only to be interrupted by an extremely loud ROUOUOUOUOUSH and cold toilet water splashing up on you. There is no way to escape the dreaded red eye indicator on the back of the toilet.

1. Holy crap that automatic toilet got me soaked!
2. I won't use an automatic toilet because I am scared it will flush while I am sitting and I will run out of the stall with my pants down screaming my head off.

by Ambrosia3255 June 12, 2008