asschopsticks

when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.

Wow, Jay sure was pissed when Danny woke him up with the asschopsticks

by Mailmanjoe June 3, 2005

nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019

Arschgeige

(n, f) Mildly derogatory term mostly used in friendly settings. It can be translated to "ass violin". The term's origin is unclear.

de: "Ey, lange nicht gesehen. Wie gehts dir, du alte Arschgeige?"
en: "Ey, long time no see. How are you old ass violin?"

by bubens January 24, 2012

Asschalk

A poorly conceived and baseless statement, as though offered by someone so unequipped that he had to write it on the bathroom stall with his own poop.

Paul needed a quick response to the panel's objections, so he wrote it in asschalk.

by Longhorned June 19, 2013

was auch immer

'Was auch immer' is German for 'Whatever!'
Literally translated it means 'What also always' but ignore that. Ask any German you know for confirmation.

Guy: 'Man, I love being here in Germany drinking beer and scamming on chicks.'
Girlfriend: 'Was auch immer...'

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

arsch

German for arse, commonly used as ass. Pronounced ARSH

Er ist ein arsch; he's an ass
Verdammte Arschloch!; fucking asshole!

by da homie verdammte kumpel arschmeister scheissen zimmer June 13, 2006

Anschluss

n.) The Annexation of Austria by Nazi Germany in 1938.

v.) To utterly and completely take something over without resistance.

1.) The Anschluss made Austria a part of Greater Germany.

2.) We were running out of seats at our table, so we totally Anschlussed the one next to us.

by Rocco N Roll October 18, 2008